{"id":9016,"date":"2021-07-23T01:33:14","date_gmt":"2021-07-23T05:33:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.withjackandjim.com\/chr\/\/?p=9016"},"modified":"2023-09-19T00:48:46","modified_gmt":"2023-09-19T04:48:46","slug":"everyone-needs-a-doctor-theres-poop-in-basement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.withjackandjim.com\/chr\/whats-up\/everyone-needs-a-doctor-theres-poop-in-basement\/","title":{"rendered":"What’s Up This Week: Everyone Needs a Doctor & There’s Poop in Basement PLUS: The New Baby is Here!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Well folks, we did it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After the mad rush of moving<\/a><\/strong> (most of) our stuff to Charlotte House, settling the kids into their new digs, throwing together a semi-functional bathroom<\/a><\/strong>, and prepping the house for a home birth, we were finally able to \u201crelax\u201d for a few days as we awaited the arrival of our newest teammate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And by relax, we obviously mean, \u201cAttend to a number of minor injuries\u201d and \u201cTry not to freak out about the sewage backup in the basement.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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What’s Been Happening<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

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Is the Doctor In?<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Jack was already a few days past her due date when Jim\u2019s back decided to go on strike and incapacitate him on the bathroom floor. He was able to send one of the kids for help (\u201cGo wake up Mama, please\u2026\u201d) and eventually get himself upright, but we were worried about if he was going to be able to (literally) support Jack during labor when the baby finally came.<\/p>\n\n\n

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A good start to the day, No?<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Obviously the hard part is Mama\u2019s job, but at the very least we needed Jim to be capable of lending a hand while Jack was in labor\/having contractions\/performing a miracle. With a spasm-ing back, that would be difficult, but since we didn\u2019t know when labor was going to start, we didn\u2019t know if we\u2019d have time to get Jim to the doctor to grab some painkillers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But no worry! One of the kids promptly took care of that by slipping and bashing her head into the dining room table (an ultimate \u201cWe told you so\u201d moment), splitting her skin just above her eye in the process.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A quick trip to Urgent Care later, and both Papa and child got to see the doc and get their respective prescriptions and bandages. Mama even got a toddler-support bandaid to help the little one feel more comfortable, but the real winner (once again) was a viewing of Yellow Submarine<\/em> on Jim\u2019s cell phone, which was the only distraction that actually worked while the doctor glued up the boo-boo.<\/p>\n\n\n

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That’s one tough pair of broads. <\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Oddly enough, the most stressful part of the excursion was hoping that Jack wouldn\u2019t <\/em>go into labor while we were there. Since the Urgent Care is attached to the local hospital, we were worried that if her water broke or contractions started, that they wouldn\u2019t allow her to leave without signing waivers and whatnot, even though she was the only one not <\/em>there seeking medical attention on that particular visit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Little did we know, we still had more than a week of waiting to go\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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$H!T Show<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

In the meantime, shit happened! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Like, actual poop in places it didn\u2019t belong (even when factoring kids into the equation).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just a few days after our family trip to the Urgent Care, Jim stumbled upon a bit of water in the basement. Upon further inspection, he realized the water was especially smelly, and dark, and coming out of the basement sewer drain, and\u2026oh…shit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He called a plumber and the issue actually turned out to be pretty straight forward. When we had replaced the sidewalk a couple of years ago (OMG this house took forever<\/em>), it seems that a good amount of debris had ended up falling into the exterior sewer vent next to the street. The plumber found several bricks and bits of concrete blocking the pipe, and was easily able to clear everything out.<\/p>\n\n\n

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A Shitter Runs Through It<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

The pipe had seemingly been blocked for some time, as the grass around that vent was extra lush and\u2026well-fertilized? But it wasn\u2019t until we had moved in a couple of weeks earlier and started using the water more that the pipe could no longer handle the volume, and proceeded to back up into the basement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Luckily we don\u2019t really have anything down there, and Jim caught the issue very quickly, so we were able to get that particular shit handled in less than a day and go back to flushing our new toilet and entertaining the children with the washing machine.<\/p>\n\n\n

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We set a low bar for entertainment around here.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

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Biding Our Time, Dextering Our Room<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

The long baby wait gave us a little extra time to Dexter the Primary bedroom a bit more in preparation for the main event. This was our fourth home birth, so we\u2019d learned a few things and really got the chance to try some things differently that we hoped would work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

[We\u2019ve also gotten a lot of questions about home birth in general, so Jack will try to put a post together about home birth tips soon \u2013 put your name on our Email List<\/a><\/strong> if you don\u2019t want to miss anything]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jack even decided that this time around, she wanted to keep the birth pool but not<\/em> fill it with water\u2014like a little inflatable birth nest. (This turned out to be an especially good choice, considering the sewer line issue discussed above.)<\/p>\n\n\n

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The birth tub all set up for baby-catching, surrounded by drop cloths galore.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

We also got the bed set up with a few layers of disposable sheets<\/a><\/strong>, and Jack was able to use the extra time to listen to some birth meditations and get in the right mental zone for ejecting a human from her body.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Overall, we were mostly able to enjoy the downtime by giving the kids a little extra attention and attempting to stock up on some sleep hours. It was a rare but welcome break from having a million things to do. Or at least, the perfect excuse to put things off for a short while.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And Finally, GO Time\u2026<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Just one day before we were going to need to start some old midwives\u2019 tricks to kick-start labor, things progressed all on their own and baby was clearly on the way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jack tuned in to her Fierce Baby Mama mode, Jim hunkered down into his support role with a fully-functioning back, and Yaya and kids slept through the whole three-hour, middle-of-the-night ordeal without a clue anything was happening.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Perfection!<\/p>\n\n\n

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The Official First Meeting of Sargent Charlotte’s Lonely Hearts Club Band<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

We\u2019re just a couple weeks into figuring out some new routines and getting to know the baby a bit better (Such a great sleeper! So many hiccups!), but her older siblings are as smitten with her as we are and we\u2019re so grateful to have them “all together now” in the new house (\ud83c\udfb5 Cue the music!<\/a><\/strong> \ud83c\udfb5)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Thanks to everyone who\u2019s reached out, sent cards and pesto, and been following along on Instagram<\/a><\/strong> and\/or Facebook<\/a><\/strong> with us so far. There\u2019s still a lot to take care of around here, and we\u2019ll be doing our best to keep you updated on what\u2019s happening with Charlotte House and this crazy crew she\u2019s dealing with!  <\/p>\n\n\n

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Our delightfully messy #CharlotteHouseSquad<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Necessary(-ish) Things This Week<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

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Disposable Bedding Set<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Extra protection for birth-proofing your bed<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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SNOO Smart Sleeper<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

We rented this thing and OMG it’s life-changing<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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MamaBear Diapers<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Amazon has figured out the diaper game for those of us without the mental bandwidth for cloth diapers<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Yellow Submarine<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It’s legitimately unclear if we’d survive parenthood without this movie<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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What\u2019s Next<\/h3>\n\n\n\n